The Most Awkward Restaurant Conversation You'll Ever Hear
By Caldwell Tanner
The Most Awkward Restaurant Conversation Ever 1. A waitress hands a guy at a diner a hamburger Waitress: Enjoy your food, sir! Guy: Oh, you too! 2. Waitress walks away, guy stares awkwardly into space. Guy: Wait, did I just say "you too?" Ugh, she must think I'm so awkward. 3. Tight shot of waitress' face Waitress: I can't believe he actually said that... 4. Reveal waitress is sitting in a darkened room covered in pictures of the Guy, including one from panel 1. Waitress: HE REALLY DOES CARE ABOUT ME. 5. Waitress holds up guy's half-eaten hamburger she clearly pulled from the dumpster. Waitress: Don't worry baby, I will enjoy my food. 6. Tight shot on waitress' hand touching the photo of the guy from panel 1. Waitress: I WILL.