The Most Awkward Restaurant Conversation You'll Ever Hear
By Caldwell Tanner
The Most Awkward Restaurant Conversation Ever
1. A waitress hands a guy at a diner a hamburger
Waitress: Enjoy your food, sir!
Guy: Oh, you too!
2. Waitress walks away, guy stares awkwardly into space.
Guy: Wait, did I just say "you too?" Ugh, she must think I'm so awkward.
3. Tight shot of waitress' face
Waitress: I can't believe he actually said that...
4. Reveal waitress is sitting in a darkened room covered in pictures of the Guy, including one from panel 1.
Waitress: HE REALLY DOES CARE ABOUT ME.
5. Waitress holds up guy's half-eaten hamburger she clearly pulled from the dumpster.
Waitress: Don't worry baby, I will enjoy my food.
6. Tight shot on waitress' hand touching the photo of the guy from panel 1.
Waitress: I WILL.