From the warmup round of holiday party mistletoe to the main event of the New Year's countdown to the grand victory lap that is Valentine's Day, everyone who's anyone is being mouth-hugged this holiday season. Here are some foolproof lip-locking strategies, from easiest to most difficult:
You know, if anyone else wants to, or whatever, probably not, I dunno, it's lame.
One word: magnets.
The only way to stop the bleeding is for him to put pressure on it! With his lips!
When he hears that your saliva has healing properties, he'll want to see for himself.
$5 each should get every other available human to leave the room just before midnight.
You may have to find a bathtub at the party for this one.
Slowly remove all his food sources for days. Then cover your lips in mashed potatoes.
And forge their will so it looks like their dying wish was for him to knock gobs with you.
Caution: for experts only.