By Caldwell Tanner
25 Things You Hear While Decorating the Tree - How did these get so tangled? - Aww remember when you made this? - It's your brother's turn to put the topper on. - Why can't we do colored lights this year? - I LOVE THIS SMELL. - No you can't go hang out with your friends, we're having family time. - Oh no this one's wing broke. Aww that was my favorite. - Put that one in the back. - It's crooked. - Don't stand on that chair just wait and let your dad do it. - Careful you're shaking it. - Does anyone else want hot chocolate? - Oh the needles are getting everywhere. - It's been a while since someone made a good new Christmas song, why is that? - Are we doing tinsel this year? - I feel like we're missing some. Are we missing some? - COME BACK HERE WE'RE NOT DONE. - Go get your sister. - I'M NOT JOKING, MISSY GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. - Those are too close together. - Next year we're not doing a tree. - I'm serious! - Someone take a picture! - That reminds me, you need to call your grandparents. - Dammit. Go get the vacuum.