Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
8 Can't-Miss Pickup Lines for College Freshmen
January 8, 2014
1. Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.
2. Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.
3. Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.
4. Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.
5. Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'
6. Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus.
7. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.
8 . Man, if bein' sexy was against the law, then I would start working out just to spite my parents.
Pick Up Lines
We like you. Do you like us too?
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