Illustrated by Paul Westover.
By Hallie Cantor
Cinderella is forced to clean up after the people she lives with.
cleaning up her roommates' weed grinders and solo cups, rolling her eyes
Rapunzel is imprisoned in a high tower.
sitting and reading in a building labeled "campus library", her hair coming out the window
Mulan jumps at the chance to dress up.
posing in a side pony, cutoff sweatshirt and leggings, sign reads "80s party this way!"
Merida defies her parents' antiquated wishes.
handing a check with "For Textbooks!! Love Mom&Dad" in memo line to a shady kid giving her a prescription bottle
Ariel has a crush on someone from a different world.
she's in a room marked Marine Biology 301, looking longingly at a guy in European History 204 across the hall
Tiana has to go on a long journey after kissing the wrong guy.
doing a walk of shame wearing clothes from the night before
Aurora sleeps all day long.
napping with laptop still open on bed, clock by bed reads 3pm