Another new year to fail at all the things you didn't fail at last year.
1. Jenny McCarthy disgusted a baby.
2. Whoever named their baby this.
3. Whoever crowd surfed a stroller.
4. This Spin-Puking cyclopse celebrating a new year in New Zealand
5. Everyone who said they were going to go to the gym.
6. The Wicked Witch of the West
7. Whoever this person is.
8. Calvin Klein's new and improved mannequins
9. The guy who bit off a girl's toe at a NYE party.
10. This guy.