Another new year to fail at all the things you didn't fail at last year. 

 

1. Jenny McCarthy disgusted a baby. 

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Source: @thomaskellet

2.  Whoever named their baby this. 

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Source: JigJig9

3. Whoever crowd surfed a stroller. 

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Source: TheTeamClinton

4. This Spin-Puking cyclopse celebrating a new year in New Zealand 

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Source: stagemaestro

5. Everyone who said they were going to go to the gym. 

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Source: memewhore

6. The Wicked Witch of the West 

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Source: Spriticus

7. Whoever this person is. 

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Source: HeroWithNoPower

8. Calvin Klein's new and improved mannequins 

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Source: smkblnts

9. The guy who bit off a girl's toe at a NYE party. 

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Source: bostonglobe

10. This guy. 

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Source: fappy_mcfapster