If 2013 was all about the titillating curve of sideboob, the sexy new trend for 2014 is SIDEBULGE! Check out these steamy pics of your favorite celebs rocking the look:

15. Justin Timberlake

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Seen here: Justin Timberlake's killer khaki sidebulge. More like "as long as I got that sack and thigh," right ladies?!?!

14. Jason Statham

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Jason Statham can "transport" us anytime. (To the convexity created by his penis and testicles inside pants.)

13. Christian Bale

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Christian Bale may have had to gain weight for a role, but his dick should be thanking him, because that bulge is pleasingly plump.

12. Hrithik Roshan

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Is Indian actor Hrithik Roshan carrying a banana in his pocket, or are his pants just designed with a relaxed fit in the crotch to accommodate his genitalia????!!!

11. Bruce Willis

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Nothing like a sexy sack all dressed up with nowhere to go...well, we can think of ONE place. ;)

10. Taylor Lautner

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Taylor Lautner's camo print makes for an epic sidebulge WIN and proves that there's nothing hotter than two nuts rubbing together. Literally. They're probably sweating.

9. Prince William

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What we wouldn't give to be that infant, our tiny head merely inches away from Prince William's veiny royal scepter!!!!!

8. Russell Brand

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Russell Brand teases us with a bulge under baggy shorts. In the words of Sisqo, Russell, let us see that SCHLONG!!

7. Bradley Cooper

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Bradley Cooper demurely covers up his sexy side-b on set. MAMMA LIKEY.

6. James Franco

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James Franco slays the trend with a tasteful hint of bulge under his sport jacket! We'd love to bury our faces in that lumpy, smelly assortment of skin!

5. Mick Jagger

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Can I get some ketchup with that HAWT DAWG? And extra relish!! Meeee-yow!! Cats eat hot dogs too!

4. Channing Tatum

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Channing Tatum shows off his beachy bulge in black. Can't you just feel the sand in his scrotal wrinkles?

3. Danny Mac

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English actor Danny Mac gives a sporty spin on the look here. We promise not to call a foul if he handballs us (i.e. hands us his balls.) Go team! A-woooooooga! Arriba arriba, con caliente quistadora muchachacha!!!

 2. Ryan Reynolds

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DING DONG! THE WITCH WANTS HEAD! I mean she wants to give head. To Ryan Reynolds' bulge (pictured).

 1. Harry McNaughton

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English actor Harry McNaughton, is that UNDERBULGE we see? Ow-ow-owoooooooOOOOOHH OOOOHHHHH OHGODOHGODOHGODYES