If 2013 was all about the titillating curve of sideboob, the sexy new trend for 2014 is SIDEBULGE! Check out these steamy pics of your favorite celebs rocking the look:
15. Justin Timberlake
Seen here: Justin Timberlake's killer khaki sidebulge. More like "as long as I got that sack and thigh," right ladies?!?!
14. Jason Statham
Jason Statham can "transport" us anytime. (To the convexity created by his penis and testicles inside pants.)
13. Christian Bale
Christian Bale may have had to gain weight for a role, but his dick should be thanking him, because that bulge is pleasingly plump.
12. Hrithik Roshan
Is Indian actor Hrithik Roshan carrying a banana in his pocket, or are his pants just designed with a relaxed fit in the crotch to accommodate his genitalia????!!!
11. Bruce Willis
Nothing like a sexy sack all dressed up with nowhere to go...well, we can think of ONE place. ;)
10. Taylor Lautner
Taylor Lautner's camo print makes for an epic sidebulge WIN and proves that there's nothing hotter than two nuts rubbing together. Literally. They're probably sweating.
9. Prince William
What we wouldn't give to be that infant, our tiny head merely inches away from Prince William's veiny royal scepter!!!!!
8. Russell Brand
Russell Brand teases us with a bulge under baggy shorts. In the words of Sisqo, Russell, let us see that SCHLONG!!
7. Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper demurely covers up his sexy side-b on set. MAMMA LIKEY.
6. James Franco
James Franco slays the trend with a tasteful hint of bulge under his sport jacket! We'd love to bury our faces in that lumpy, smelly assortment of skin!
5. Mick Jagger
Can I get some ketchup with that HAWT DAWG? And extra relish!! Meeee-yow!! Cats eat hot dogs too!
4. Channing Tatum
Channing Tatum shows off his beachy bulge in black. Can't you just feel the sand in his scrotal wrinkles?
3. Danny Mac
English actor Danny Mac gives a sporty spin on the look here. We promise not to call a foul if he handballs us (i.e. hands us his balls.) Go team! A-woooooooga! Arriba arriba, con caliente quistadora muchachacha!!!
2. Ryan Reynolds
DING DONG! THE WITCH WANTS HEAD! I mean she wants to give head. To Ryan Reynolds' bulge (pictured).
1. Harry McNaughton
English actor Harry McNaughton, is that UNDERBULGE we see? Ow-ow-owoooooooOOOOOHH OOOOHHHHH OHGODOHGODOHGODYES