"Flag This". A Slam poem in response to video: Cat trying to eat off plate.
By Slam Poet 4000
another day another cat.
It's been forever, but no time has passed at all
I'm so over. I'm over, it's over.
Your cat, begging for leftovers.
They're not there, you ate them
And yet it goes on.
"All I See Are Cups". A Slam poem in response to video "Jenny doing the Cups song from Pitch Perfect"
By: Young Avenger
Cups on your table
and posers on my screen
originality went out the window.
Dare I dream?
A world with new routines,
Tricks I hadn't seen.
But all I see are cups
and posers on my screen.
"Wreck" A slam poem in response to video "Miley Cyrus- Wrecking Ball"
By Forward Ben.
She came in like a wrecking ball
They said she was a slut
Leave the girl alone,
Only you think that it's smut.
She's expressing herself
Women have opinions too
Your mind is closed
Everyone is free
I'm a bird, and so is she.
And you should be free too.
free the ball, Miley.
"Introduction to Childhood Cruelty". A slam poem in response to video "Jimmy Kimmel Challenge- I Told My Kids I Ate Their Halloween Candy
By: Peckish Joe
I cry and no one hears
Taking candy from a baby
Is that what comedy is?
Kimmel, you're a bully
They should take away your show
Is cruelty all that's left in our world?
Trick or treat? A Trick!
That's all we ever get
Take it away, dear mom and dad,
years of therapy is all that's left.
Money and possessions,
Our kids, they know the truth
Candy is their passion
Jimmy, don't take that away too.
"I AM THE INTERNET". A slam poem in response to video "Jennifer Lawrence interview on E! entertainment"
By Da InternetZ
I'm watching you at night, before I go to bed
So I'd dream about you, and all the things you said.
All your interviews, I hear, they're never through
I am the internet, and I feed off of you.
I have a hunger only your games could satisfy
a new haircut,
All the haters, they don't understand my pinning
but I have you, J-Law, my playbook's silver lining.
One in every generation
to be admired more than all
the others fall, they call and crawl.
But you stand tall.
You have the ball.
The court is yours, do what you will
J-Law, You give me all the feels.
I am the internet, J-law
I feed on your self esteem
don't let me down, J-Law
Or I'll make you into a meme.
PEACE, I'm out!
(Illustrated by: Tom Trager)