By Hallie Cantor
Look, everyone, I'm reading a book!
Look, everyone, I'm reading an embarrassing book!
I'm about to get really depressed.
I like my news light on news and heavy on puns.
The New Yorker
I like cartoons and having strangers think I'm smart.
I care more about Disney channel stars than my own family.
I think I'm still in 11th grade.
I'm actually still in 11th grade.
I'm. So. Bored.
I'm. So. Hungover.
I'm uncomfortable in social situations.
Book of Poetry
What's a "social situation"?