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Chicago community organizer Barack Obama was looking for a job change a decade ago, seeking a better paying job with which to support his wife, a nutritionist, and his two young daughters. So, he went back to school and got his degree in presidenting. Currently the president of the United States, Obama wields tremendous power and influence over both domestic policy and world affairs, and gets to meet many interesting people. Moreover, salaries are rising at a meteoric rates. Former president Bill Clinton earned $200,000 each year; Obama rakes in double that. If current rates continue, presidents will be making $800,000 annually by 2020.

 

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What do Donald Trump, Warren Buffett, and George Soros have in common? All are billionaires, sure, but they also all majored in billionairism. Do you want to be a billionaire, too? The best, and only, place to start is by changing your major to billionairism, or as it's known at some smaller universities, "billionaire sciences" or "general billionaire studies."

 

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The film industry of today--and tomorrow--is dominated by Robert Downey, Jrs. A 2012 Robert Downey, Jr. film, The Avengers, earned more than $600 million at the box office. A 2013 Robert Downey, Jr. film, Iron Man 3, brought in $400 million and was the highest grossing film of the year. More Avengers and Iron Man films are planned, which means the industry is in great need, more than ever, for Robert Downey, Jrs.

 

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There can and will be just one victor in the Apocalyptic Space War of 3045. Pundits speculate that it will be the Yixpolzx, the dominant race of the Zalxon Galaxy. They've got a seemingly limitless supply of space-phasers, as well as the single-minded drive to win at any cost as exemplified by its leader, Zur, the Galactic Wizard. As the Kulzk, the Grand Prophet has forseen that Zur shall ultimately be betrayed by Ald, the Commander, his trusted lieutenant, a massive regime change is set to take place. Ald will need hearty, well-trained men who are not afraid to take on the Confederated Armies of the Allied Planets. To be a space lord of Zalxon is to be a god, enjoying not only a constant bounty of star-gold, but also clothing made of the finest space-silks and access to the most beautiful and enchanting sexworms this side of the Hepolodeiedes cluster.

 

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Downton Abbey is bigger than ever, debuting to its highest ratings ever earlier this month. That means a growing demand for British lords now, who live on vast country estates and oversee the local community of tenant farmers and eat fancy dinners. Bonus: a lifetime seat in Parliament for you and your firstborn son.

 

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They're the wave of the future! You should probably go to school and learn how to work the computer. They can do all sorts of stuff on those now. With a degree in computers, the sky's the limit. You can work anywhere, as every employer worth their mettle is conducting their business with computers nowadays.