Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
And the Nominees for Dad of the Year are...
January 23, 2014
You're a good sport, mostly cause you know we like mommy the most.
1. Dad who maintains a perfect driving record
2. Dad who must really work his calves
3. Dad who just also happens to walk dogs
4. Dad who took (a number) one for the team
5. Dad who dots his 'i's with little hearts
6. Dad who teaches the power.. of DANCE
7. Dad who agreed to this "foot massage"
8. Dad who needed a good counterweight
9. Another dad who took a number one for the team (may be the same dad)
10. Dad who actually shows there are consequences
11. Dad who is pioneering this whole kangarooing thing, for humans
12. Dad who freaking BUILT A ROLLER COASTER in the backyard
13. Dad who is embedding a deep mistrust of technology at an early age
14. Dad who figured "hey! this is juuust the right height for.."
15. Dad who thinks *now* is a good time to teach a lesson about "trust"
16. Dad who shows why they
have an air mattress in the house
17. Dad who ALWAYS wanted to get inked.. but is afraid of needles
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.