9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags

Because you've been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don't worry, I like 'em thick.

Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.

I would put 'P' on top of 'U'

When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.

Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn't catch him first.

Because I totally think the South will rise again. 

Because I can only get hard by swallowing a handful of marbles.

Or is it just that fire I started in the corner to profess my love for you?" 

All white, and skinless.