Hey, can I get a small coffee, please?
Sure, I'll get that for you shortly.
Hey, any updates on that coffee?
Yep, I'll have it for you shortly.
ATTENTION ALL CUSTOMERS, WE'RE ONLY SELLING SAUTEED SCALLOPS TODAY.
What? Are you guys not a coffee place anymore?
No coffee today, please stand clear of the counter.
But the whole reason I came here was for coffee.
For coffee you can walk two miles to the next coffeeshop, which may or may not be selling coffee today.
Two miles? But I'm already late for work because you made me wait 35 minutes before telling me you didn't have any coffee!
You don't have anything but scallops?
Exchange is available for discount diet orange soda by climbing up 3 flights of stairs, walking across a hallway, and then going down 3 flights of stairs.
Can't I just walk directly over there?
Well, I guess orange soda is at least a drink, so it's kind of like coffee...
Do you want scallops or not?
TAKE THE SCALLOPS OR GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!
Fine! Okay, I'll get some scallops, please.
Great. That'll be $2.75.
Here you go.
You didn't hand it to me right. Try again.
Yes I did! You just took it!
Thanks, here are your scallops.
Oh, you have to stand in the middle of that angry mob of sweaty people shoving you while you eat them.
DUE TO A POLICE INVESTIGATION, WE WILL NO LONGER BE SERVING SCALLOPS AT THIS TIME.