(Grunts) I don't feel like getting up.
No kidding. You were sleeping so well. You should hit the snooze button.
You think so?
Definitely. It's 7:00 and you don't have to be at class until 8:00. An extra ten minutes won't hurt.
You know what? You're right.
Ok. Time to get up?
Are you sure about that?
What, do you have to do take a shower?
I'd like to.
But do you need to?
I guess I didn't really do anything active last yesterday so I don't really need to.
Exactly. Plus, are there really any girls worth impressing in your 8 A.M. class? I mean be honest.
You know you're absolutely right. You're full of wisdom, Bed.
Shh. Shh. Shh. I know. Now, go back to sleep.
Ok. Gotta get up. For real this time.
Aw. Come on don't go.
I can't. If I stay any longer I'm going to be late.
And what, you'll disturb the one person whose actually trying to learn?
Come on. You know as soon as you leave from under these covers things are only gonna go down hill.
Sad, but very true.
Then just stay and hang out with me. Ever since this semester started you hardly ever spend any time with me...You don't even make me before you leave anymore.
I've never made you. Not once.
That's not true. You did for about a week. It was one of your resolutions we both knew it would last.
Ok fine. I'll stay, but just ten more minutes.
That's all I ask.
Ok. Seriously. I'm getting up.
I can't man. I have class.
No you don't. You've been to all of your classes this week.
You've been working so hard. You deserve it a little extra sleep.
You know what? I do deserve it.
Damn right you do! Besides, you don't want to go out there. The world's a cold, cold place.
It is cruel.
No, I meant that literally. It's freezing. The Polar vortex will send your balls into hiding the minute you step outside.
Fuck it. I'm sleeping in.