Rest easy, Academy of Motion Pictures voting panel, it's going to be easy pickings for next year's "Best Picture" because there is now a little film called Zombeavers.
"What could such monument of cinema entail?" you ask. Just your classic horror story of a group of horny coeds trying to enjoy a relaxing weekend in the woods only to find themselves being stalked by zombiefied beavers. And cue the cunnilingus jokes!
If you're wondering which studio is responsible for this woodland horror show it's Epic Pictures Group who are also responsible for the esteemed film as Big Ass Spider. Zombeaver's tagline "You'll All Be Damned" is the stuff of Syfy channel poetry.