*Your slightly messy room :: Terrifying HazMat zone
*Your Facebook wall :: A prompt reading "Intimate embarrassing notes go here"
*Newspaper:: A bunch of articles with dotted scissor lines around them. Each article is circled and has things like "perfect for susan." and "Chris would love this". it is titled "Clip n' Send Weekly!
*You wearing only a sweater and walking around in light flurries = you naked in a blizzard
*Your junky homemade Mother's Day card :: A great piece of art in a museum
*A text exchange. The Mom says "Where are U??" to which the son replies "At tim's house playing xbox" :: The son's reply is now "At the bridge near Tim's house reading porn and smoking marijuana cigars but I feel uncomfortable plz call me and tell me to come home!"
Things look a little different through your mom's eyes...