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5 Pictures of Russian Police Keeping The Gay Out Of The Olympics
February 10, 2014
1. Police thoroughly inspect athletes to make sure their balls aren't gay.
2. Impeccably-dressed men are detained on suspicion of gayness.
3. Sochi police go undercover to determine whether they themselves are gay.
4. A weather station is bulldozed after leaking footage of a rainbow.
5. Local dog is arrested for sex act involving local dog.
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