1. Police thoroughly inspect athletes to make sure their balls aren't gay.

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Source: theaustralian.com.au

 

2. Impeccably-dressed men are detained on suspicion of gayness.

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Source: jeremynicholl.photoshelter

 

 

3. Sochi police go undercover to determine whether they themselves are gay.

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Source: nydailynews

 

4. A weather station is bulldozed after leaking footage of a rainbow.

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Source: rawstory

5. Local dog is arrested for sex act involving local dog.

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