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"Have you ever been in love?"

"...I'm sorry?"

"Have you ever been in love."

"Hey, do me a favor and shut the fuck up."

 

 

 

 

 

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"Gays, blacks, who gives a shit."

 

 



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"I'm sleeping with a seventeen-year-old. But hey, c'est la vie."

 

 



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"What was the happiest moment of your life?

"When I fucked your mother. Keep walkin."

 

 


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"What was the unhappiest moment of your life?"

"...I'm sorry, what?"

"What was the unhap-"

"Yeah, look, I don't have any money for you, OK?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Stole this."

"Really?"

"From a deaf kid, yeah."

"Why?"

"...Because it's awesome?"





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"Move."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir."

"I don't care. Move."

 

 



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"Took a sick day today."

"What do you do?"

"Pussy doctor."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Well, no, not really. Whatever."

 

 




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"I don't believe pregnant women should be allowed on the subway."

"What? Why?"

"...I don't know, man, leave me alone."

 

 



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"You want me to beat your fuckin' skull in? Huh?"

"No."

"Then skedaddle. Piece of shit."

 

 

 

 

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"My dad could buy your whole family."

 

 

 

 

 

Photos from HumansofNewYork.com.