It doesn't matter if you're single or in a commited relationship on February 14th, capitalism has a special evening planned regardless. Liquor, dildos and cribs -- there's something for everybody on Valentine's Day. Personally, item #5 just looks too tempting to pass up.

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Crazy in love? It doesn't even matter when there's a plate of Jay-Ziti in front of you. 

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