Just like any of life's big questions, the answer to finding true love can be found in The Simpsons. Simply abide by these steps and you too can score a hot (or semi-attractive) date for Valentine's Day. Hey, it worked for Comic Book guy.
Remember, a positive attitude is important.
Don't be afraid of having your heart ripped out. It only hurts for an INCREDIBLY LONG TIME.
Don't change for anyone. They should like you regardlesss of the Pop-Tart crumbs in your beard.
Then again, maybe just a little change couldn't hurt.
Strike-up a conversation.
Details really aren't that important.
Offer a compliment (generally, it's better if it doesn't involve a comparison to a swamp creature).
Try to be accepting of your Valentine.
Never be embarrassed about your love. Even if it could mean a beating behind the school.
Take time to pick out the right gift. (Note: English muffins are a poor choice)
Choose a classy date spot.
Try not to be an idiot and rush things.
Seriously, that shit can last forever.
Let's be realistic, things may not be picture perfect.
...And Valentne's Day lesson learned.