The below image popped up on Reddit earlier today, and it's exaclty why I never played hockey and will try to never piss off a Slovakian. The guy just redefined "butthurt."

"Slovakia, you look good, won't you back that ass up. You's a fine Olympian, won't you back that ass up."


 A slam like that is precisely why every hockey team has a physical therapist/massage boy who's willing to offer a leg rub. That is a leg rub, right? I hope he was at least tipped well. 

Source: totalprosports