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Cooking dinner for yourself is a snap! Just follow these simple steps:


1)
Buy groceries and cook them.

 

2) Sit down and start streaming the next episode of the show you're watching.

 

3) It's not playing. Hmmm, better give it a minute to load.

 

4) It's still not playing. Is something up with the internet?

 

5) Better reset the internet.

 

6) Ok, the internet's working now, time to restart the show.

 

7) Why am I back on this menu? Whatever, I'll navigate back.

 

8) Oh COME on, I need to Sign In again? My account happened to time out at this exact moment? Whatever.

 

9) 'Invalid Password'? SHUUUUT up. You're Invalid.

 

10) 'Invalid Password' again??? WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING, you STUPID WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH--

 

11) Oh that's right, I did change my Password.

 

12) Ah, ok, now it's working.

 

13) OH COME ON I'm back to THIS menu again? Jeeeeesus. My food's getting cold. GOTTA get this thing working soon so I can eat.

 

14) There. Finally, the right screen. Ahh crap, forgot which episode I was on. Isn't it supposed to just, tell me? Was it this one? Lemme read the Description.

 

15) DAMMIT! That was the next episode and now I know the Description. Whatever. This dinner sucks.

 

16) Ok, this was definitely the episode. FIIIIINALLY!!!! It's playing!

 

17) Eh. Gonna fast-forward the opening sequence. Whoops, went a couple seconds too far, gonna hit Rewind.

 

18) Oh GOD DAMMIT it's frozen again. WHY DIDN'T I JUST LET IT PLAYYYYY??????? WHY DID I GET SO GREEEEEDY????? I HATH FLOWN TOO CLOSE TO THE SUNNNN AND PAID THE PRICEEEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

19) "An Error Occurred Loading This Content"???? AAAAAGAGAGHHFEGFHEOIGNKEL;BHK ERL.HN E;HKENH;PEKOLMH;E.,H NEL.G EW GPEOMGPE;OLGMR.H,M RT,HKENJPGIKWNSR;/GB,LNQW /L;',NQ@!!@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Throws Now-Super-Cold Food At TV]

 

20) Repeat from Step 1.