It was a dark time before Al Gore came along and invented the internet -- a time when young men were forced to masturbate to the lingerie section of the JC Penny catalog, and if you wanted to let people know you were having a party, tying balloons to your mailbox was essential.
To show Generation Z just how spoiled they are, Shooterwilliamson put together this NSFW video showing just how torturous life really was before the internet. And it was HORRIBLE, people had to read fucking maps! Maps I tell you!
Then the internet happened and all was right in the world...
Basically, whenever I get a head cold now, I have the comfort of going on WebMD and learning that my sniffles = cancer.