Illustrated by Josh MeCouch
By caldwell tanner
7 Words That Definitely Sound Like They Should Mean Something Else
Soap Opera - A bar of soap wearing viking garb and performing Ride of the Valkyries in front of a huge soap audience.
Search Engine - An infernal machine covered in eyes and spotlights. A terrified person hides behind a rock to avoid being seen.
Firearms - A man screaming. Both his arms are on fire.
Supervisor - A guy wearing an enormous visor. A guy with a normal-sized visor stands in his shade.
Muscle Milk - A jacked dude with an udder built into his bicep. He flexes while his musclebro drinks the milk dripping out.
Button - A .gif of a remote that reads BUTT ON and BUTT OFF. When pressed the butt disappears, then plumps up when turned on.
Shuttlecock - A fleshy, pixellated train. It pulls into a station full of uncomfortable people.