What do you do when there's no flag for the Pledge of Allegiance? Salute the closest flag you can find, even if it's a dude's pants. 

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"... to the United Slacks of America... two legs under reversible pants... with poly/cotton blend and comfort for all."

Salute the pants or suffer the consequences. 

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 No, no they don't.