By Caldwell Tanner
Chris Pratt's Super-Simple Guide to Getting Super-Ripped
Each step will be accompanied by a simple illustration of Christ Pratt performing the described actions
1. Be a famous actor.
2. Eat whatever you want as often as you want.
3. Accept a role where you play a super-ripped character. Get paid millions of dollars to work out every day.
5. CONGRATULATIONS! - Now both you and your wallet are super-jacked and you're even more beloved than you already were!