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Oscar Bait Tacklebox
Title Image = A tacklebox made to resemble a golden oscars envelope
- A classic choice that can greatly improve even a beginner's chances of landing an oscar.
Image: Tom Hank's head with a hook below it.
Black and Whitecrawlers
- This lure's intentionally minimal look can help disguise how uninteresting it actually is.
Image: A black and white worm.
- No matter how deep the sea of competition is, this piece of tackle always rises to the top.
Image: Red and White heads of the Coen Brothers bobbing at the surface of a lake.
- Attaching one of these sinkers allows you to plunge the depth of human emotion. Just wait until you feel a tug on the heartstrings, then reel in your nomination with ease!
Image: A heart shaped piece of lead.
Period Piece Plugs
- An old-fashioned lure that trawls along the ground, dredging up the muddy past in a way that makes Oscars want to lunge at it.
Image: A plug lure with a frilly shirt and confederate flag dangling behind it.
Movie about Making Movies Minnow
- Oscars can't resist going after their own kind.
Image: A minnow wearing a tiny film beret and holding a clapboard.
Ultra-Thin Dicaprio Brand Fishing Line
- All the pros love this line, even though it rarely works.
Image: A sinking oscar at the end of a now-broken fishing line.