Yo, so much stuff in the world is like totally fucked and people don't even know. Seriously check this out:

 

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Like, there's so much smog there, and you're not even allowed to google shit. It's crazy.

 

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This dude killed 9 kids and got a slap on the wrist but this minority lady looked at some tree and they guillotined her? Fucked up man.

 

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Hahaha siiiiiiick, I can't believe you made me watch that.

 

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Time Warner's got us by the balls, and there's like nothing we can do about it. I tried to write my congressman about it, but the website crashed because I was trying to download all 5 seasons of Ducktales. Shit's seriously fucked man.

 

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His dad kicked him out, which is so lame. I hear he works at Jiffy Lube now, though.

 

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Sharks are basically extinct because all Chinese dudes eat their fins to make their dicks bigger. I mean...it works, but still.

 

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Anyone else hungry?

 

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I hear like 50 people were eaten by bears during Sochi, which makes sense.

 

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Just....fuck, man.

 

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Haha this owns. We should do whippets more often.