Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Shit That's FUCKED Up
March 5, 2014
Yo, so much stuff in the world is like totally fucked and people don't even know. Seriously check this out:
Like, there's so much smog there, and you're not even allowed to google shit. It's crazy.
This dude killed 9 kids and got a slap on the wrist but this minority lady looked at some tree and they guillotined her? Fucked up man.
Hahaha siiiiiiick, I can't believe you made me watch that.
Time Warner's got us by the balls, and there's like nothing we can do about it. I tried to write my congressman about it, but the website crashed because I was trying to download all 5 seasons of Ducktales. Shit's seriously fucked man.
His dad kicked him out, which is so lame. I hear he works at Jiffy Lube now, though.
Sharks are basically extinct because all Chinese dudes eat their fins to make their dicks bigger. I mean...it works, but still.
Anyone else hungry?
I hear like 50 people were eaten by bears during Sochi, which makes sense.
Haha this owns. We should do whippets more often.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.