Yo, so much stuff in the world is like totally fucked and people don't even know. Seriously check this out:
Like, there's so much smog there, and you're not even allowed to google shit. It's crazy.
This dude killed 9 kids and got a slap on the wrist but this minority lady looked at some tree and they guillotined her? Fucked up man.
Hahaha siiiiiiick, I can't believe you made me watch that.
Time Warner's got us by the balls, and there's like nothing we can do about it. I tried to write my congressman about it, but the website crashed because I was trying to download all 5 seasons of Ducktales. Shit's seriously fucked man.
His dad kicked him out, which is so lame. I hear he works at Jiffy Lube now, though.
Sharks are basically extinct because all Chinese dudes eat their fins to make their dicks bigger. I mean...it works, but still.
Anyone else hungry?
I hear like 50 people were eaten by bears during Sochi, which makes sense.
Haha this owns. We should do whippets more often.