Jean-Claude Van Damme is to 2014 what Chuck Norris was to 2007. Ever since that Volvo commercial the guy has been finding his way into every facet of pop culture imaginable and now he's somehow in those old commercials for Tootsie Pops. 

Licks Of Justice by Ben Luce answers the timeless question of "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" the only way JVD knows how: with explosions and senseless violence. 

Burn in hell you owl bastard.