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What You think You're Saying: "I'm a sophisticated intellectual who knows what really matters. 

What The World Actually Hears: "I'm a really dull person." 

 

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What You Think You're Saying: "I'm a real guy's guy, who wants to celebrate my masculinity without having to answer to the PC Police." 

What The World Actually Hears: "I have a dated view of gender roles, and am probably just overcompensating for my own feelings of sexual inadequacy."  

 

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What You Think You're Saying: "I don't give a fuck what people think of me!" 

What The World Actually Hears: "I try very hard to be an asshole!" 

 

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What You Think You're Saying: "I'm so adept at the rules of comedy that I can tweak them to make something bold and new." 

What the World Actually Hears: "I don't really get what a joke is." 

 

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What You Think You're Saying: "I'm just a lovable goofball."

What The World Actually Hears: "I'm out of touch, mildly asexual, and probably wear bow ties."

 

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What You Think You're Saying: "I'm up on it!" 

What The World Actually Hears: "I prove that there's some skill to what Jay Leno does."

 

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What You Think You're Saying: "I'm commenting on a societal moray through the use of humor and irony." 

What The World Actually Hears: "I'm racist."