1. Waikiki Beach, Hawaii: Two shirtless hairy men playing volleyball

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The magical islands of hawaii are known for their exotic and unforgettable beaches. Unwinding on the soft sand, with a clear view to the fresh water, you will also be able to enjoy the sight of Dick and Jeffrey, two 43 year old divorced businessmen, playing volleyball with no shirts on. Their hairy man-boobs flopping up and down with every hit of the ball. A memory that will surely stay in your mind forever.

 

2. Aroa, Cook Islands: This couple breaking up

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A wonderful choice for a romantic getaway, This fantasy beach will remind you what true love is. With the view of many in love couples- like Jake and Barbra, two newly-weds from Wisconsin. Watch their eyes gazing at each other. Watch the view of Barbra lovingly seeing Jake's eyes follow the steps of the 19 year old bombshell in a tiny bikini. Watch the view of her slapping him and walking away, leaving her wedding ring resting on the soft, white sand.

 

3. Natadola Beach, Fiji: An 84-year-old lady tanning topless

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Located on the Fijian island of Viti Levu, the shaded beach is the perfect place to sit back, put on your headphones, and drift away to complete serenity. The view of Margo, the native 84 year old topless lady will familiarize you with the local rituals. Eating a corn cob, careless about where its pieces drop, Margo will show you how truly happy one can be at old age.

 

4. Cape Cod, Massachusetts: A kid digging a hole in the sand and pooping in it

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Thousands of visitors can't be wrong. This white sand, blue water beach is a popular vacation destination for the whole family. Just on your left you can see the proud mother of Jimmy, who is finally old enough to go swimming on his own, with no supervision. Coming out of the water, you will have the perfect view of jimmy making his own improvised toilet by digging a hole in the sand and pooping right into it. Covering it back with sand will not make the smell of long term memories fade.

 

5. Pink Sands Beach, Bahamas: A girl whose sunscreen bottle exploded in her bag, and is now trying to clean it and gets everything else covered in sunscreen

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Never was there a better place in which to tan your day away. Many celebrities visit this beach to get that perfect color that no tanning salon could ever imitate. With the powerful sun radiating, no wonder this beach has the unique smell of protective sunscreen, which exploded in this young lady's bag. All her clothes now creamy, her iPod ruined, and her books are moist and stuck together.

 

6. 75 Mile Beach, Australia: A group of kids who are having fun, and the one shy friend who doesn't want to take his shirt off and everyone laughs at him

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This Australian beach is a common hangout place for after school chilling. Many friendships were formed here, as well as some first loves. This beach is perfect for an heartfelt, emotional vacation, especially when you see Peter, the lanky, pale skinned teen who always gets mocked for swimming with his shirt on, and never really gets invited to these things. He just...shows up.

 

7. Red Beach, Greece: A dune buggy driving way too fast and getting sand in your eyes, legally blinding you for 4 minutes

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Visiting this greek paradise, you won't even have to bring your own music. You can just lie back, and listen to the roaring of the dune buggies, who drive right past you, splashing the sparkly, multi hued sand right in your eyes. With the sand sticking to your eyeballs, you will be carrying souvenirs from this beach vacation for weeks to come.