1. Thats delicious... Sort of.

  2. I farted... Sort of.

  3. This medication should help... Sort of.

  4. Its benign... Sort of.

  5. I love you... Sort of.

  6. I'm still a virgin... Sort of.

  7. You passed... Sort of.

  8. Your mom is going to be okay... Sort of

  9. We fixed your cable... Sort of.

  10. Its a boy... Sort of.

  11. We removed the bike chain from your stomach... Sort of.

  12. Your water is safe to drink now... Sort of.

  13. I found your dog... Soft of.

  14. You got the job... Sort of.

  15. The surgery was a success... Sort of.

  16. We cleaned the feces out of your fridge... Sort of.

  17. I can play the accordion... Sort of.

  18. I saw your grandma at the toy store... Sort of.

  19. She's a just colleague... Sort of.

  20. That's peanut butter... Sort of.

  21. Your ass looks great in that dress... Sort of.

  22. School's going well... Sort of.

  23. The rock missed the window, your car is fine... Sort of.

  24. I'm circumcised... Sort of.

  25. You're going to summer camp... Sort of.