Ah, spring break, a time for fun in the sun, good times at night and poor decisions 24/7 for a week straight. You want to try new things and test the alcoholic limits of your body, I get it. Proceed with caution though, spring breakers, for turning your stomachs over to these liquid concoctions is likely to send you head first into the toilet bowl -- and that's really not somewhere you want to be putting your face in at Pineapple Willys.  

Seriously, avoid these shots at all costs and if any of your friends order them for you, get new friends, because they're assholes. 


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1. Gorilla Puke


3/4 ounce Bacardi 151
3/4 ounce Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

It has the word "puke" in the title, why would you drink this?


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2. The Drunken Bulldozer


1/2 ounce rum
1/4 ounce Amaretto
1/4 ounce tequila

A couple of these and every plate glass window is suddenly a challenge. 


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3. Smoker's Cough


1 1/2 ounce Jagermeister
One tablespoon of warm mayonnaise

It would probably be healthier just to take up smoking. 


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4. Eggermeister


1 1/2 ounce Jaegermeister
One pickled egg

Don't be that person at the bar who orders a pickled egg. Those things have been there since 1973. 

5. The Tapeworm


1 ounce vodka
1/2 hot sauce
Spoonful of mayonnaise

 A tapeworm is a parasite that lives in your body. Doesn't that sound delicious?! 


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6. The Mexican Hooker


1 ounce tequila
Tbl spoon of hot sauce
1/2 ounce of tuna can juice

It won't give you an STD for life, but regret is guaranteed. 


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7. Swamp Water


1/2 ounce bar rag wrung into a glass
1 liquor of choice

On the plus side, that bar rag has been mopping up booze for the past three hours, so look at it as extra alcohol just for you. 



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 8. Four Horsemen


1 ounce Tequila 
1 ounce Jack Daniel's Whiskey 
1 ounce Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey 
1 ounce Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey 

The apocalypse has descended on your stomach. There's no escape, death awaits you. 

Know of even worse shots? Post those deadly drinks in the comments.