By Caldwell Tanner
The Best Way to Use All Your Condoms
1. A 20-something man buys a huge pack of condoms at a convenience store.
Clerk: Wow, that's a LOT of condoms, got big plans tonight?
2. Shot of the man making a sleazy grin.
Man: You KNOW it.
3. The man walks towards the entrance of a High School carrying a bag with the condoms in it.
4. Tight shot of his face. He grins.
Man: Let's do this.
5. Man is seated at a booth titled "FREE CONDOMS: BE SAFE ON YOUR BIG NIGHT." the booth is located outside of the entrance to a HIgh School Prom. He is smiling and handing a goofy teen in a tux a condom. In the background a teen points and laughs.
Man: Have fun, tonight, guys!
Teen: Suck a dick, loser.