Why You Can Never Have Enough Condoms
By Caldwell Tanner
The Best Way to Use All Your Condoms 1. A 20-something man buys a huge pack of condoms at a convenience store. Clerk: Wow, that's a LOT of condoms, got big plans tonight? 2. Shot of the man making a sleazy grin. Man: You KNOW it. 3. The man walks towards the entrance of a High School carrying a bag with the condoms in it. 4. Tight shot of his face. He grins. Man: Let's do this. 5. Man is seated at a booth titled "FREE CONDOMS: BE SAFE ON YOUR BIG NIGHT." the booth is located outside of the entrance to a HIgh School Prom. He is smiling and handing a goofy teen in a tux a condom. In the background a teen points and laughs. Man: Have fun, tonight, guys! Teen: Suck a dick, loser. End.