Everyone's first reaction to the mysterious disappearance of Malaysian Flight 370 is "Wow! That sounds like Lost!" But a close look at the newspaper reveals that many other recent news stories have a lot in common with your favorite TV shows...
A thuggish guy from New Jersey works out his emotional issues.
Something totally inconsequential that people only cared about because it took place in Hollywood.
The crazy guy in charge makes people's lives a living hell with his unpredictable antics.
Something that was noteworthy at one point because of its treatment of the homosexual community is now coming to an end and nobody gives two shits.
A bunch of winey white people complain about their own self interests in a way that's so callous, it's comical.
A high stakes series of clusterfucks, spurred by one man's quest for better healthcare. It reached its highs when it unexpectedly embraced a sense of humor.
So many people are talking about it even though all their excitement at this point is from anticipation for stuff that hasn't happened yet.