Everyone's first reaction to the mysterious disappearance of Malaysian Flight 370 is "Wow! That sounds like Lost!" But a close look at the newspaper reveals that many other recent news stories have a lot in common with your favorite TV shows...

 

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A thuggish guy from New Jersey works out his emotional issues.

 

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Something totally inconsequential that people only cared about because it took place in Hollywood. 

 

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The crazy guy in charge makes people's lives a living hell with his unpredictable antics. 

 

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Something that was noteworthy at one point because of its treatment of the homosexual community is now coming to an end and nobody gives two shits.

 

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A bunch of winey white people complain about their own self interests in a way that's so callous, it's comical. 

 

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A high stakes series of clusterfucks, spurred by one man's quest for better healthcare. It reached its highs when it unexpectedly embraced a sense of humor.  

 

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So many people are talking about it even though all their excitement at this point is from  anticipation for stuff that hasn't happened yet.