Illustrated by Brendan Ternus
By Caldwell Tanner
If Tumblr Made TV Shows
Image Note: I picture these being photoshopped tv show posters
Law and Order: Social Justice Division
- Image: The Law and Order Cast standing in front of a bunch of tumblr photo posts. The photos have pictures of criminals on them with hashtagged words over their faces. The words are #kinkshaming, #privilege #trolling #triggerwarning
- Caption: Keeping the Peace, One Reblog at a Time.
One True Pairing
- Image: A logo similar to "The Bachelor" with oddly coupled characters from several fandoms standing together (i.e. Princess BubbleGum and Marceline from Adventure Time, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy and Smaug and Bilbo from The Hobbit) Tony Stark and Captain America are in the center about to kiss.
- Caption: A dating show where anything goes.
Survivor: Introvert Edition
- Image: A nerdy-looking girl stands in the center of a party looking terrified. A survivor logo reads: Outside, Outcast, Outraged
- Caption: This special snowflake is about to have a serious meltdown.
30 Minutes of Context-Free GifSets
- Image: A grid made entirely of weird gifs. The text is overlayed on top in a basic yellow arial / helvetica font (it should mimic the way subtitles in gifsets look)
- Image: The FRIENDS logo but spelling out the word FEELS. The logo is placed on top of a picture of space with sad pictures ( Fry's dog Seymour, The movie Grave of the Fireflies, A Kitten missing a leg, and a Soldier hugging his daughter)
- Image: Literally just the show poster for Sherlock