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You probably thought dinosaurs were awesome when you were a kid, but really, these enormous half-reptilian half-birdlike creatures were total species cockblocks, preventing lower mammals from moving up the genetic ladder and evolving into the total earth alphas they are today. Without the gargantuan asteroid that scientists believe landed on the Yucatan Peninsula 65 million years ago, you wouldn't exist and the planet would probably still be one huge dinosaur sausage fest.

 

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Jonas Salk may have looked like he had zero game, but his polio vaccine helped eradicate the disease in much of the modern world, thus saving millions of lives and making the nerdish face of this weirdly-named braniac one of the leading causes of hot sex domestic and abroad.

 

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Bottom line, everyone wants a hookup partner whose blood contains hemoglobin. Without it you would succumb to anoxia unless you were placed in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber. And if there's one thing everyone knows about hyperbaric oxygen chambers, it's that they're nearly impossible to get laid in.

 

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If there's something that will get pretty much everyone and anyone hot and bothered, it's their inborn desire to pass on their genetic materials to ensure the perpetuation of the human species. Millions of years of evolution have given people incentives to make that happen. Sexy incentives.
 
 
 
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There's nothing the opposite sex loves more than someone who lives on a planet with moderate temperatures and sufficient atmospheric pressure to create liquid water. Remember, you can't run game if your cellular material is being instantly converted into a gelatinous mist.
 
 
 
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There's no two ways about it. Awesome cars are always super hot. Vroom vroom.