There's no quicker way to become everyone's least favorite person on Facebook than by constantly posting super-vague statuses clearly designed to bait other friends into asking you "What happened??" Here are 11 Examples of this scenario in the hopes that we can all stop doing it (or at the very least, roll our eyes harder at the people who do):

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(Thanks to Will Stephen and Hannah Grant for providing their likenesses. I promise they're not that person in real life.)