Hey, I like finding new ways to keep my computer cables orgainized with paper clips just as much as the next guy, but life hacking has gone too far. Life hack: avoid these life hacks at all costs.
Congrats, you just found a new way to lose $10.
A bottle of Sprite cost about a $1.50, San Pellegrino cost about $4. Good job, dickhead.
Either learn to use chopsticks or pick up a damn fork.
Don't have a pot, stove or hot plate? Guess what, you're not having spaghetti for dinner.
At least take the shirt off first. No? Enjoy your neck burns.
This is also a great way to hold onto your virginity.
You'll remember who you loaned your Memento DVD to and your friend will remember you're an asshole for making them pose for this picture.
Finding a new way to get fat doesn't count as a life hack.
Now you're the weirdo eating cookies with a fork.
Nobody should ever admit they own "a bagel tote."
Argh, WTF, man?! Buy a fuckin' trashcan already you heathen!