Hey, I like finding new ways to keep my computer cables orgainized with paper clips just as much as the next guy, but life hacking has gone too far. Life hack: avoid these life hacks at all costs. 

1.

undefined

Source: xaxor

Congrats, you just found a new way to lose $10. 

2.

undefined

Source: piximus

A bottle of Sprite cost about a $1.50,  San Pellegrino cost about $4. Good job, dickhead. 

 

3.

 

undefined

Source: toxel

Either learn to use chopsticks or pick up a damn fork. 

 

4.

 

undefined

Source: memecenter

Don't have a pot, stove or hot plate? Guess what, you're not having spaghetti for dinner. 

 

5.

 

undefined

Source: trusper

At least take the shirt off first. No? Enjoy your neck burns. 

 

6.

 

undefined

Source: redddit

This is also a great way to hold onto your virginity. 

 

7.

 

undefined

Source: lifehack

You'll remember who you loaned your  Memento DVD to and your friend will remember you're an asshole for making them pose for this picture.  

 

8.

undefined

Source: lifehack

Finding a new way to get fat doesn't count as a life hack.

 

9.

undefined

Source: lifehack

Now you're the weirdo eating cookies with a fork. 

 

10.

undefined

Source: twistedsifter

NOPE.                                                                                                                                

11.

 

undefined

Source: redddit

Nobody should ever admit they own "a bagel tote."                                                          

12. 

 

undefined

Source: redddit

Argh, WTF, man?! Buy a fuckin' trashcan already you heathen!