Learn to love yourself...because you're gonna be single for a long, long time. 

 

1. A dining table for one to host all those dinner parties you have by yourself. 

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Source: CharKoayTeow

2. A cookbook aimed to help you microwave all your sad, gross meals. 

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Source: publishersweekly

3. A boyfriend pillow that doesn't know how to love but can keep you warm. 

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Source: i-am-bored.com

4. An extendable razor so you can shave your own disgusting back. 

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Source: nuts4stuff

5. A faux hand cell phone case to make you feel like someone actually wants to touch you. 

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Source: gurl

6. A tissue pillow for all those masturbate-while-crying nights spent alone. 

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Source: woohome

7. This towel that makes those three years you've gone without sex feel like only one. 

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8. A lotion applicator you can use to get hard to reach areas that rarely see the light of day. 

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Source: thriftpimp