You had a great date. Now he's not texting you. Here are 5 logical and totally plausible reasons why:

 

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You guys were out pretty late. Chances are he was attacked on his way home. Or maybe he was in an accident. Either way, he's dead and gone and it's not your fault. You were totally normal on the date, even though you started crying when, Sheila,  that stupid waitress at Denny's wouldn't let you order from the kids menu. 

 

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Even though you explained to him, that it's actually pretty sophisticated. Probably the most sophisticated thing on the Denny's menu, in fact. With melty cheese on the inside and crispy cheese on the outside, it's creative, innovative and one of the most delicious things you've had the fortune of eating. You got very emotional over this, but you told him you were having a bad day and felt very passionate about the "inside out grilled cheese" and he completely understood. It was normal.

 

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Why did you choose that restaurant, you idiot? You've been there countless times and knew they only hired attractive girls. Note to self: go back to Denny's and demand Sheila is fired. Also demand that the "inside out grilled cheese" is put on the regular adult menu, with the portion increased, but not the price or you will seriously raise hell. 

 

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So, you didn't technically "make" any jokes. But when you were crying, he saw that sparkle in your eye and could just tell that you have a really great sense of humor. And that probably scared him, not the seemingly endless tears streaming down your face or snot running down your nose. Or the crying/yelling at Sheila, running after her, calling her a whore and complaining that the "inside out grilled cheese" wasn't hot enough or dripping with cheese the way that you're accustomed to.

 

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Simple and easy to fix. Shave your head and start fresh. You're not the crazy one, he is.