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He's always making small changes to his look, but somehow pulls it off every time.  Everyone in the neighborhood knows his name.  And he's so cool, he hooks you up with free porn and doesn't even tell a single person about it.

                                      

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They might not be as naturally good looking as Chrome, but make up for it in other ways.  For one, they dress well.  They know how to accessorize.   And they're creative.  Every once in a while, you hear of something cool they're doing that makes you wanna hang out with them.

                                                                                                                                             

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You were pretty much best friends back in the day.  You don't see them as much nowadays, but every time you hear about them, people are saying they're still doing pretty well.  Maybe you should give them a call sometime?  You guys do have a lot of history together.

 

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He's not super popular.  Well, except on the Wii.  He's got more Wii friends than real life friends.  But you know what, you're okay with that if he's okay with that.

 

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That bitch is always on the phone.  I mean, there's really nothing WRONG with her.  In fact, you two get along pretty well when you're together.  But the only time you'll see her detached from a phone, she'll be on her Mac.  She's got an unhealthy relationship with Apple products.

 

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The dude went crazy a while back.  Whenever you see old family photos of him, he was a good looking guy who looked like he had his shit together.  Then he got old, stopped taking his medications, and became the laughing stock of the neighborhood.  You and your siblings are afraid this might happen to you some day.