On April Fools, there's no one more deserving of a good, old-fashioned prank than your smug asshole of a cat. These pranks should help take him down a peg.

1. The Classic Sneak Attack

It's quick, it's simple, and it gets the job done. (The job being to spook the hell out of your jerk of a cat.)

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And, if you want to make your prank extra terrifying for Mr. Catface, include a decoy:

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2. The Ol' Saran Slam

Is your dumb cat always running into rooms like it owns the place? Well then, this is the prank for you.

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3. The Big Fish in a Small House

Remind that dope that he's just a tiny cat.

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But you don't even need to put in that much work to prank your moron feline friend. You can really get his goat just by:

4. Getting Out of a Pool

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5. Making Toast

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6. Leaving Out a Can of Soda

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7. Showing It Its Own Stupid Face

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8. Balloons

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9. Reminding It that Lizards Exist

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10. Record Your Cat Getting Prank So His Shame Can Live on Forever in the Form of a .Gif

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