Morgan Freeman is your new GPS copilot and he's kind of a condescending dick. Sure, his voice is soothing and he knows where you should be going in life (hint: it's not da club), but you really want an Oscar-winning actor giving you lip on your way to Burger King? Ahh, who are we kidding, of course you do!

It's actually Josh Robert Thompson doing Freeman, but the message remains the same: get busy livin' or get busy drivin' ya big dummy.