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A pimp's game is only as smooth as his segway ride and while other mac daddies run their game from a caddy, the Segway Pimp chooses the transportation of a mall security guard. 

JB Smoove's Ruckas video came out a couple of years ago and how it has so few views is simply a damn shame.