You know those State Farm Insurance commercials where the insured merely have to sing a jingle to summon their agent from the State Farm netherworld? You know like this one...

So it turns out that State Farm insurance agents kinda hate that teleportation trick. It's not so fun when you're trying to get in some relaxing "leave me alone I'm in the bathroom pretending to read an article on my iPad, but actually looking at porn" time, and some jerk wants a quote on boat insurance. 

Observe...

Via Own Weber