Livin' the good life can be tough. Who has time to put in years of work and effort, am I right guys? There's an easy solution and it's called Photoshop. Take it from these people, a little Photoshop magic and you can take the shortcut to livin' the baller lifestyle just like them.
While your friends will be taking their vacation somewhere stupid like Deleware, you'll be chillin in the Bahamas with models.
Don't know how to swim? No access to scuba gear? Not even remotely near an ocean? No problem, some Photoshop magic and boom! Jacque Fuckin' Cousteau!
Just strollin' through London, probably about to have martinis with James Bond or some shit.
Just use jet lag as an excuse if anybody questions your worldly travels. Works every time.
Tired of meeting uglies in the dating scene? Photoshop that babe right into your bed. AWW YEAH! Everybody will be thinking you got laid.
Why settle for a normal babe when you could be baggin' porn stars? She'll probably see this photo somewhere, forget when she banged you and wanna bang you for real just cuz.
"Oh snap! Did you just steal Beyonce?! Jay-Z gonna be pissed when he wakes up from that nap. " -- Everybody you know.
Working out is for suckers. Just Photoshop yourself some muscles. Lookin' mad swoll, son!
Photoshop will have the girls chasin' your bulge all day.
Photosphop isn't just for the guys, ladies. Get the body you've always wanted at a fraction of the cost of plastic surgery.
Everybody on your Instagram gonna be hella jealous.
Don't have a car? Just Photoshop that Lambo into your life. Ignore the haterz, they're just drunk on that Haterade.
Livin' that high roller lifestyle 24/7.