If there are any students at Indiana University who happen to personally know recent Wheel of Fortune contestant, Julian, please, be with him during this difficult time. 

Cuz the kid just got burned bad by Pat Sajak's wheel of misfortune. First up, is Julian's mispronunciation of "Achilles." He throws out some pronunciation that sounds like a side item at Applebee's. Greek mythology must only be taught at Purdue. 

Next, comes Julian's botched attempt at solving the "World's Fastest Man" puzzle. And once again, competitor Shelby was there to pick up the victory. By the time Julian's third attempt rolled around any hope of winning was completely void from his eyes.