I really appreciate the offer, but I'll have to politely get the fuck out of here.

 

1. Come check out this meat department! undefined

source: muckraker62

 

2. Wanna open this Ass Cancer box? undefined

source: Arminium

 

3. RedTube Social Networking!undefined 

source: profk76
 

 

4. What is Baby Elmo hiding?

undefined source: NerdCage
 

 

5. Cum on in, partner!undefined

source: reddit_then_blewit

 

6. Kid has ballsy shirt undefined

source: WriteThing

 

7. Have the best birthday evar!

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source: unpajarito

 

8. I think this truck is hitting on me..undefined

source: dat_rhythm

 

9. Try it before you buy it: Toilets?

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source: skeezo
 

 

10. Try the brown one! undefined

source: frikko

 

11. Respect my privacy, Home Depot

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source: Se7en_Sinner

 

12. I think I'll stick with the Original flavor, Cadbury?

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source: Tozzaa 

 

13. I don't think this one's a sandwich

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source: Adamskinater

 

14. Newspaper is actually Chris Hansen in disguise
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source: Arkazex

 

15. This gas station has no competition, so...
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source: Kulabob

 

16. Vasectomy doctor will be gentle, promise
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source: ytrageh