I really appreciate the offer, but I'll have to politely get the fuck out of here.
1. Come check out this meat department!
2. Wanna open this Ass Cancer box?
3. RedTube Social Networking!
4. What is Baby Elmo hiding?
5. Cum on in, partner!
6. Kid has ballsy shirt
7. Have the best birthday evar!
8. I think this truck is hitting on me..
9. Try it before you buy it: Toilets?
10. Try the brown one!
11. Respect my privacy, Home Depot
12. I think I'll stick with the Original flavor, Cadbury?
13. I don't think this one's a sandwich
14. Newspaper is actually Chris Hansen in disguise
15. This gas station has no competition, so...
16. Vasectomy doctor will be gentle, promise